This past weekend we went for our second week in a row of dog training with MA up at TOPS. Since the weather was nice out, we got to start with some outdoor exercises which mainly focused on recall. So out we went into their (high) fenced-in area, the same spot where we first worked on recall after Zoe had her run-in with the car. Our leashes and training collars were removed and we were given the chance to run free in the rather large open area – relatively large compared to our backyard but not our off leash area in New Mexico.
I trotted around the yard some while Zoe mainly stayed right by our mom’s side. Dad (the Scribe) ran about a bit which we thought was pretty funny, given his lack of athleticism, but after a we settled down from our laughter, we joined in the show just to amuse him. Then the come command came from Mom: and Zoe-berg was right by her side again and would not budge no matter what dad or I did. When our Dad called for me to “come” I did…eventually…after I had enough sniffs of the general area as I sauntered over to him. Did I mention it was at my own pace?
MA was a bit confused by our lack of bad behavior so we went out into another area with lower fences, some benches, a small house that was obviously a cover for small rodent-like creatures. At this point, leashes off again, we were once again tested on our ability to respond to the recall command. Zoe still would not leave our mothers side. Except on the one occasion when Dad called her and she ran to his side – long enough to get a “good girl”, some pets, and of course the love of her father, before returning to Mom’s side. I was sticking around Dad….just in case.
This was about the time MA said: “I think we may have broken them.”
Mom reassured her that they (our parents) had not run us into the ground or drugged us in any way, prior to this training session. The recent heat wave was given as a possible explanation for our less then vigorous behavior – but this theory was readily dismissed as an unlikely source of our obedience since the afternoon in question was relatively perfect.
So they tried to entice us with more random people activities to encourage us to be excited about being “free”. MA even went around the side of the house presumably to frighten some of those varmints hiding around there. I, being off of leash, followed her and got a good whiff of one or more good rodent smells in the area. So I decided to embark on a True Detective (HBO copyright infringement aside) investigation of our new surroundings. Even when called to return, I ignored Dad’s beckoning since I was working on the elusive trail of something I would like to kill. This lack of “attention” on my part resulted in me being attached to the LONG-LEASH. After one or two reprimands by the leash, I wouldn’t leave dad’s side. This was about all MA could take with this particular training routine – which I assume means us canines WON – and so back inside we went for some more of our normal sit, stand, stay, heal, down exercises…which of course I nailed. Zoe? Well she struggled with the “stay” command always trying to be next to Mom’s side. The theory among us all was that she was not going to get in trouble for missing the “Come” command. HAHAHAHA.
Upon our return home, I started to make me believe that she may have been irreparably damaged by her experiences at TOPS. This came as a result of my observation that when my parents put some raw tuna in front of her, from some sushi they were eating at their next meal, she totally balked at eating it:
Being the trooper that she is, she tried to eat that uncooked chunk of fish, but she just couldn’t do it – which was my sweet reward…mmmm, fresh fish! Did I mention I LOVE sushi?
My concern for her well being was quelled in short order when the tuna (which was presented to me…and immediately removed from the scene) was replaced by some sausage bits…which rapidly disappeared when put in front to my sister:
NOTE: The hand in the above picture on the left is still in one piece and functional – thanks to the astounding training we have been privileged to receive from TOPS (only the sausage was harmed in the filming of this episode).
So, as it turns out, we may not be all that broken after all.
But if our parents, MA, and TOPS did break us, a song we’ve heard numerous times in the last year gives us reassurance that we’ll be OK as long as our pack stays together.
The Tempest
“I like that you’re broken
Broken like me
Maybe that makes me a fool
I like that you’re lonely
Lonely like me
I could be lonely with you”
–lovelytheband