December 28, 2019
As I mentioned, lots of stories to convey to you from our (the Scribe’s) period of mostly inactive blogging. Over the next several weeks, the chronology of stories may jump around a bit: today, last year, last week, and maybe even some that Montana started with Sammy years ago. Who knows how long I’ll be able to keep the Scribe’s attention and which stories I feel I need to tell. This particular tale comes from our Christmas/New Year visit to Los Alamos and points nearby – 75 Woodcutters Lane in particular (or thereabouts).
Although Zoe and I have gotten pretty good at obeying commands when at school – and our teacher is present – there was some concern that we (Zoe) would not behave as well in the mountains. This was based on her two previous visits and her basic lack of focus when distractions are present – like the parakeet at school a month or so ago…but again, that is one of those stories for another time. In preparation for our longer walks in New Mexico, we did some training on long (20′ leashes) at home and at school. We even started our treks in NM on these tethers. I quickly graduated to “off leash” status. Zoe spent a bit more time on one with many more reprimands for not listening when the “come” command was given (side note: my parents got what they found to be hilarious pint glasses from a colleague around this time – again, a story for a future post).
Finally, after a couple of short training treks around our Grandparent’s property, it was time for a longer hike (one which our grandfather still considers to be a stroll or short walk). Off we went! Mom, Grandfather, and myself free to roam where we pleased, while Zoe was stuck to Dad’s arm and controlled by the long lead. To my surprise, she performed admirably and was soon given her own freedom – which she respected by staying relatively close to the pack. That is until she heard/smelled something far more interesting (maybe a parakeet) up the side of the ridge. And off she went:
We continued on up the road for a bit expecting her to return to us for the rest of our walk. After a bit, we stopped, called her name, waited, and nothing. Maybe if we just carry on some she’ll catch up we thought? After rounding a bend in the road, and Zoe was no where in sight, it was decided that Dad and I would walk back to where she took off up the hill, while Mom would stay on point, and Grandfather would continue on – hoping that one of us would soon spot her. Of course, the downside to this approach is cell phone reception – and our GPS trackers – are of limited use out in this trackless wilderness (yeah I know the road could count as a track but relative to Illinois (?) this is back country for us city girls).
Dad eventually asked me where Zoe was so I stuck my head in the snow and said: “here she is!” He ran up to me and shortly realized I was totally messing with him. Boy was that funny. If it wasn’t so cold, tears may have formed in my eyes.
He asked again in his serious tone – like he wasn’t amused by my cleverness. So, naturally I looked up the hillside to the top of the ridge where Zoe was cavorting around not minding her owners.
We continued on back to where a driveway intersects with the road and went up the hill a bit onto the property of one of our grandparent’s neighbors. And there on top of the hill was Zoe making a “beeline” toward us. When she finally got to us, she collapsed at starting eating snow – apparently a bit parched from her romp in the hills. Dad quickly attached her leash to her collar and we ambled back to where Mom was waiting. However, what we found out then totally took Dad by surprise – I was pretty much on to it given I have a functional nose.
Hearing the story as told to us by Mom, I was pretty impressed by the actions of my little sister. Turns out that while scouting the ridge top where she expected Zoe had gone, Mom heard some branches breaking and saw two large bull elk not a 100 yards (or meters) away. Then, without warning, they took off running. Crushing falling branches and kicking up loose rocks as they sprinted away. In their wake was a flash of shiny black fur as Zoe tried to reign them in. Luckily for our pack, she did not catch up to them but rather returned to us since one kick from either one of those massive creatures could have crushed her. She told me afterward that she could have caught them if she wanted but she knew there would be no room in the car for all that elk meat on the ride home.
After contemplating her brash (rather ego-centric…maybe even narcissistic) statements, I decided to let it go and rather directed my energy into something more creative:
When we got back to the house and started to relax, I couldn’t believe what I saw outside. The girl who nearly got lost in the wilderness nearly lost her tennis ball in the yard. Good thing she has a big sister like me to look after her.
Best,
The Tempest
PSA: Bullying – even massive bull elk – is something NO ONE should ever engage in. It may seem fun/funny at the time, but it almost always ends up with someone getting injured in one way or another. And it is not right, Zoe.