Yellow Storm

Turns out evergreens (or more specifically white pine trees) are a messy species – which was news to my mother who grew up in a forest of such trees in northern New Mexico, albeit likely a different kind of pine trees. I base this solely on the folk lore that Sammy passed down to me since every time I’ve visited the cabin in the woods all I’ve seen are burnt sticks sticking up all across the valley. Granted, there are a number of green ones on our drive from LA up to the land – and a few short evergreens popping up here and there (but mostly gnawed on by deer or elk) not too mention a whole lot of aspens sprouting up just about everywhere there isn’t a pricker bush or oak shrub already in that spot.

Quick aside – we HATE pricker bushes. In fact, The Scribe has been authorized by grandfather to stomp on, cut down, rip out, (but not burn) any of these dastardly plants he comes across on any walks we are on. The not burn thing has something to do with a hundred foot radius around the house and shed and greenhouse – which has something apparently to do with the burnt sticks I previously mentioned.

But I digress. My point being, evergreens are a messy breed…maybe even more so than Zoe and all her fur (speaking of which, just this afternoon, mom broomed up two new dogs in the living room, dining room, and kitchen, followed by dad gathering another one in our screened in porch – that girl is something else!). Now, from my perspective, the mess that these trees makes is totally fine with me. In fact, I think the needles they drop are complementary to my coat:

OK. Maybe these aren’t the best pictures to capture how well I blend in with the dropped pine needles, but trust me on this…we are one in the same.

Now, Mom was totally in tune with the these thin brown droppings from these magnificent trees (I call them that not just because we match so well but because they keep reminding us through the cold dark, grey, winter months that the world is, or, that the world will be green again). And in a way, I guess (or hope), this is also true when we emerge from this pandemic. The EVERGREENs remind us that rebirth is always around the corner.

What they didn’t do was prepare us for the few days…maybe a week?…a number of weeks ago when they unleashed their Yellow Storm of what we learned later was pollen. When the onslaught first commenced, my parents thought someone was burning leaves or something – not that they smelled smoke (and to be honest, do they ever smell anything? For example, on our walks, Z and I will catch a scent and try to direct our walk in the direction of odor…but our parents drift off into never- never-land) – but because of the visually smoky nature of air around them. Wafts of pigmented air would swirl through the yard. A feeling of intense biological activity was present where ever we turned.

And then the dust settled…literally…on Zoe, on the porch, on the grill, on the headboard of the bed, on the floor, on the baseboards, and even in the puddles following a rain storm!

We had been caught in the Yellow Storm of pine tree pollination. And then the sore throats and stuffed ears and allergies began…Next year the windows will be shut until this is over!

Thus is life in the City in the Woods!

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Flag Day

Yesterday we got a package in the mail that contained a flag which our Dad immediately hung on our fence close to where Zoe races to multiple times a day to greet passerby’s. He had to go to the other side of the fence to make sure it was properly attached in order to ensure the flag would not go blowing down the street when the wind picks up – which it does often around here. It was during this time that I noticed what the flag said:

Zoe Matters

At first I was offended that Zoe got her own flag. Then I thought about the phrase for a second and realized it is the same one that is found on placards all around our neighborhood. I decided to take the high road and not burst her bubble brain – let her think it is all about her and not the racial injustice that is an evil part of our nations’ past (and by our nation – I am not referring to the nation within…aka – Canines). Although, this systemic nonsense seems to pervade the thoughts of many people as even Zoe gets way many more leery/anxious looks than I do – even when she is on her best behavior. Some people will just back away from her when she is sitting calmly, sporting her best “love me, I do” smile. They actually say they are scared of her. Really? Because she will love you to death? I mean, she is a brat who is annoying as heck, but scared of her? Beyond my observations, I have no analysis on why this is – just seems weird to us dogs…maybe because we don’t see color very well or maybe it is we generally like our own kind. In fact, there are many examples of us in the photosphere (that is the internet), of us actually being friendly to CATS!?!?!

A couple of other signs I’ve seen posted on the lawns of people in our neighborhood that I can relate to are:

Please!?!?!
Signsofjustice We Believe Yard Sign
Science has paid for my meals

I agree with all these statements and would even be overly provocative and not currently politically correct to say all lives matter – especially mine…and maybe Zoe’s when she is being nice. But I know for a fact that science is real as my parents are (were) both scientists and according to them, our meals, shelter, my (inherited) blog, and treats, came as a result of science. And not just because they earned paychecks that paid for these things, but that science is what drives the internet, processing and preservation of food products, and of course the tenets behind the safe construction of buildings. Even that awful stuff the vet gave my parents to pour into my ears to clear up the potential infection is a result of scientists – as is our heartworm and flea/tick meds (although those sometimes upset our stomachs – but that is far better than the alternative). So, in short, we owe a lot to science, so don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Sorry about that side rant but I thought it was important to get off my chest.

After hanging the “Zoe” flag, dad got out the big Block M flag and hung it on our garage!

Michigan in Massachusetts

This made me feel even more at home in our new abode. It reminded me of football Saturdays in Ann Arbor when my Michigan grandparents would put out the flag. Strange how little things make one feel more at home in a new environment. Of course, for Zoe and I, the fact that our kibble and wet food were here on day one went a long way in making our move OK!

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  • PS- I realize “Flag Day” is officially on June 14th in the USofA, so our raising the flags isn’t aligned with our nation, it is the result of the arrival of the “Black Lives Matter” flag and our Dad finding in the garage the flag pole holder!

The Visitors

Today a van pulled into our driveway and a man approached our front door. Being ever vigilant, we were right there in the screened in porch sending him our greetings. Unlike most people who approach our house recently, he was not carrying a box or boxes. This observation I made was closely followed up by us having our leashes put on and the ring of the doorbell (an aside: Sammy’s favorite song was My Doorbell by the White Stripes – every time it came over the speakers his tail would wag and a thumping could be heard on the floor in time with the song). This is only the second time since we’ve lived here that someone other than myself, Zoe, or the two food providers have entered this house.

This time, we got to say hi to the new guy before he went up the ladder that has been an ever presence – in what seems to be constant deployment in the painting of our walls. He took a few measurements of the sky light at the top of the stairs, moved the ladder to the sky light in the kitchen, took a few more measurements, got off the ladder, filled out some paper work, handed it to our Mother, who then handed him a piece of paper for what was the agreed upon as the 50% deposit – what ever that means. I guess they think they need skylight shades or something. Whatever… boring.

And this isn’t really what I wanted to tell you about today – it just reminded me I never had the opportunity to tell you about our first visitor…on account of the Scribe being “too busy.”

About 3 weeks ago – a true approximation given the calendar situation I mentioned a post or so ago – a man came over who helped with some plumbing issues we were having (my Mom knows people won’t visit for a long time, but wants to have the guest bathroom ready for when she hopes it might happen – she is almost as ever hopeful to see family as my sister is for food… almost…not) and a concern about the health of our hot water heater (which means nothing to me – who wants to drink hot water…especially when it is poisoned by beans from some caffeine producing plant?!?). A van, although slightly different in design, approached our house and got the same welcoming committee. Which again was followed by the leashes, the introductions, and of course the muzzled look the humans are now routinely sporting. Unlike today, where the guy petted us politely, this new guy REALLY loved us so we were let off leash – which probably cost our parents a good $50 dollars (or $1000, who knows with you people) or so since he spent much of the hour he was here petting us, getting kisses, and of course our assistance in the administration of his plumbing duties. Unfortunately, the iPhones were not “rolling” during his visit so I can not share how Zoe helped him in the downstairs bathtub, or how she gave him hugs, or how I squirmed in delight as he rubbed my shoulders. Literally every time he went in the bathtub Zoe jumped in with him to help (as if… eye roll…).

However, after he left, Zoe went back to the shower/tub to inspect his work:

Of course, I had to make sure she was doing a proper inspection, and also to make sure he didn’t end up breaking some other important water sources – being a plumber you have to be alert to these possibilities.

Inspection Passed

Turns out he did fix the shower (I hope we have guests soon!!) and determined the “problem” with the hot water heater was only cosmetic. How did he figure this out so quickly you may ask? As it so happens, the previous owners were very diligent in treatment of the house and had their own plumber out who wrote it in some notes s/he made and left on top of the unit. I think I heard one (or both) of my parents utter a sound that sounded like: “DOH!” when our favorite plumber read the notes. Face palm… my parents! So embarrassing.

Later that day, my Dad shared these photos of Zoe in the tub with his family in Michigan (a group the labeled as Sanity Impaired):

One, or more of them, asked if she possibly had too much to drink the night before. Not sure what that meant since her bowl is obviously still partially filled with cold water!

Stay Safe:

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Calories in, Calories out: And the unPhairness of Physics

Today was MY day to the visit our new vet for my annual exam to make sure I am in tip top shape – something my parents apparently enforce on us pups but only occasionally impose upon themselves (maybe because they like vets more than doctors?). No matter. Zoe and I love going to the vets. We always go together, with our parents in the room, and we normally get treats. However, this new place doesn’t allow our parents in or the other dog on account of YOUR virus. So, I had to endure this one solo style while my family strolled the parking lot and waited in the air conditioned car (it was 90 degrees and with humidity felt like 96 degrees – Zoe has a lot of dark fur…). And of course, being the charming soul I am, I captured all of the hearts of the staff instantly as I displayed my best “nurse Tempi” attitude (health care workers love it when you return to them some TLC they provide us). This is what I assumed when the vet called my parents and said he had just met the most sweet and well behaved dog (me), and I had “blossomed” since moving to Massachusetts. I figured he meant I showed all my beautiful colors like our crab apple tree and rhododendrons did this spring at our new house.

As it turns out, he meant I gained a few ounces (aka – the Covid 1.9 pounds).

And this gets me to my beef with physics. In order to understand my frustration you have to realize that I take the same amount of walks as Zoe. I chase her around the yard. I stand on the porch and bark in support of her craziness when she runs around the yard like crazy yapping like an idiot. Sure her Whistle says she gets more steps than I do, but what do steps have to do with it? So all of this aside, however, she gets 50% more kibble EACH meal than I do! So how is it that I am gaining weight and she is staying steady? BTW, I must take after Mom…

Well, the other day – while furniture was being moved around during the painting project (which, btw is why I have been less than prolific with my blogging – bad Scribe) a whole new Zoe was found under the bed. And behind the dresser. And underneath the chest that my Michigan grandfather made for us. Etc, etc. I knew she was capable of producing a lot of fur from the rare occasions when my parents swept the floors or brought out the vacuum to suck up the hair she had already dropped. However, I had no idea how much fur she actually produced on a daily basis – possibly because I was napping! It was at this point I realized that this was her dietary secret (which she had kept from me).

Calories in: 150% of what I get; Calories out: 3000% more fur production than myself.

She is an evil genius.

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Meltdown

Boy. What a day we had yesterday – our first 4th of July in Carlisle! New adventures, new treats, and old favorites (at least for me anyway)…not to mention getting The Scribe’s attention for the first time in over a month.

The day actually started out a bit slow with everyone sleeping in on account of it being a holiday. I figured we were in for what has now become our customary day of taking a walk 1-3 times, lounging around the cool basement in our house getting annoyed at my Mom’s Zoom calls interrupting our slumber, or sitting in the yard – depending on the heat index, and of course welcoming all the neighborhood dogs and people walking by our property and those wonderful delivery people who drive by (a big thanks to them for working through this pandemic). Zoe, in particular, likes to give them each a big shout out whenever their trucks drive by! But, as it turns out, there weren’t a whole lot of trucks – likely due to the fact that it was a holiday.

Things started really picking up right after my parents finished their lunch – which included fresh home made sourdough bread of which Zoe and I got a piece. Just about every time a new loaf is made, my little sister about loses her mind – she LOVES all bread products (along with steak, fish, pork…). Once lunch was over we all piled into the car and took a ride to a Carlisle trail we had never been to before: “Town Forest, Est. 1925

This place didn’t have the longest of trails (and no Lady Slippers) but it did have a couple of rivulets, nice big trees, and some actual hills – nothing like New Mexico but way more than Deerfield. Even got my toes a bit wet and maybe a wee muddy. I think this would be a great place in spring when the water is high. Or during a rain storm?

After about 30-40 minutes of walking through the woods we returned to our car, got a drink of water, and a quick tick check. I figured we were going to return home since that is what we normally do after one of these treks, but instead of taking a left to go home, Dad took a right and we shortly arrived at what must be the most magical place on the earth.

As we pulled into the parking lot it didn’t seem like anything extraordinary – just a bunch of cars (like most parking lots) and a handful of people wearing those funky muzzles people are wearing these days. Let me just say, those would be useless if they were put on my brother Sammy, who is still in college. This is what he used to wear:

Before getting out of the car, my parents put on their muzzles and we headed to a small building with multiple aisles with appropriate tape at 6 feet intervals leading up to little open windows. As we neared, Zoe and I got overloaded with aromas of all varieties – mint, raspberry, cream, chocolate, cookie dough, smores, rootbeer, vanilla, etc., etc. I maintained my cool but Zoe lost her mind as we stood in line – 6′ behind the people in front of us (we know this because our leases are 6′ long). Then we were allowed to approach the window, I too may have become a bit unraveled. You have no idea how good this place smelled. And a question Zoe and I have been pondering ever since: Why haven’t we been here before? Could similar places have existed in Deerfield? Los Alamos? Ann Arbor? Ogallagala? And if so, back to question 1!

After my parents received their delicious treats (for which they did no tricks – not even a “Sit”), we wandered back to a grassy spot near where we parked. Hurmuph: as an aside, in an editorial review, my Mom is making me come clean. When my Dad’s came out first I lost it. Zoe sat with her Ever Hopeful face on (name courtesy of NM Grandfather), and I tried so hard not to jump on Dad so did a strange little ballet move. A kid at an outside table said loudly “I have never seen dogs who want this so much!”

At which point, both Zoe and I got to try the conical thing that was piled high with cool, minty, gooey, goodness that Dad was holding.

Then I got to try Mom’s!

Apparently Zoe did something wrong since Mom pulled it away from her before she got a taste – at least that is what the video evidence suggests (again Mom interrupts my flow… no chocolate for dogs, and only a teeny tiny taste for each):

As our parents tried to continue with their treats, Zoe and I would get an occasional lick of a finger (these things apparently melt! and drip down the hand of whoever is holding what I learned is called a “cone”). Then we also got to sample the “cone” which is a particular variety know as a waffle cone – I LOVE waffles – especially these ones that were filled with melting goodness. Not to be repetitive, but where has this been all my life? How have these people resisted for so many years???

On a side note, neither of our parents finished their treats – something that never happens with either Zoe or myself. I saw they stashed what was left in the freezer but neither Zoe or I could figure out how to get in there…yet.

At this point I figured our holiday was complete – besides some kibble and water. But even this assumption was incorrect. A few hours after our return home and at which point all of us were well sated, the good grill fired up, ground beef was formed into patties – 2 large ones, 2 small ones – and the cooking of burgers commenced. I don’t think Zoe had ever had a Sam Burger before but I am sure she can’t wait for the next time – I know I can’t.

Except this morning, I wasn’t all too into breakfast – maybe I over indulged? But it isn’t like I ate 75 hot dogs with buns in 10 minutes. Then again, who would really care if I did – isn’t that what the Forth of July is all about anyhow?

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Fool in the Rain

The main focus of this story took place a week or so ago but before I get to it, there is a bit of a preamble that is important to relate now as it impacts the conclusion.
I am going to say it was 5 weeks ago today – but with my parents home all the time now my sense of what day of the week it is has gotten thrown off a bit. I suppose it doesn’t help that our calendar got destroyed one day in May when it got in my way to the treat jar. However, if my parents put on their shoes around noon (which I know is 5-6 hours after breakfast and 5-6 hours before dinner), I run down to my crate and wait for my Kong. This ritual started in Deerfield and has been a consistent sign it is the weekend and they are going out to lunch – usually at Nortons. One difference with Car-lie-lee is that when they leave we are NOT allowed free run of the house…which is disappointing with so many things to bark at and pillows to shred. Anyhow, as I was saying, 5 weeks ago we got our leashes on for a quick walk around the block before Mom talked to her parents. But we didn’t even get to Wally’s driveway before the skies opened and a flood of water descended on us – drenching us instantly. We tried leaping from tree covered dry spot to tree covered dry spots but to no avail. And due to the fact that our (underprepared) parents were not wearing running shoes, we were forced to walk in a zig zag pattern all the way home. As we approached our driveway we spotted another dog with equally unprepared guardians – hope they weren’t too far from home!


Now that the stage has been set, we will jump forward to the occasion that occurred a week or so ago while Mom was on a Zoom call. Dad decided we should find out how long it would take to walk all the way to our city center at the rotary which is home to the general store Ferns (which is where we got the book of trail maps for Carlisle). As it turns out, it was about 50 min…in the sweltering heat. Fortunately, Ferns is prepared for our kind and had bowls all along their porch with jugs of water.

Since it was so hot – and humid – we readily indulged in their hospitality. After which, we headed home…as the skies began to darken. About a third of the way home, we passed a lady who said it looks like a storm is coming. Dad responded, “hope we make it home before it does.” Spoiler alert…we didn’t.

As it was still sweltering out, and the humidity was actually on the rise, Dad – in his infinite “wisdom” called an audible to take us by a place we went earlier in the spring that had tons of fresh water (see photos below) for us to cool down in even though it took us further from home. Apparently, he didn’t take into consideration the lack of recent rain fall and the diminished stream beds. In short, these “oases” of water were no longer present. So we headed home – the long way.


Well as you may have guessed by now, we were “rewarded” with some cool water. However, it was not from a stream, a pond, or any other land based water source but rather from the heavens. And I now understand the witticism: when it rains, it pours. For we got drenched AGAIN!
As we slogged through the Davis Corridor, our fearless “leader” took a wrong turn and he to stop to check his map. Upon doing so, he saw that our dear Mother had been driving around in a panic looking for us but our Whistles and Dad’s iPhone were off line. He texted her that we were ok but in the woods trying to get back home. Which we did before too long – and just about the time the rain stopped.

Drenched…again.


Although I may have disparaged him as a leader, he did resolve the problem relatively quickly – and got us toweled off and fed us a very nice treat. As I understand it, our country doesn’t seem to have such a leader right now – so I feel bad for you.


So, what is the conclusion of this story that I referred to earlier?
1) Fool me once, shame on Dad.
2) Fool me twice, shame on Dad.


Next time I sense a weather phenomenon approaching I am going to check the weather guessing apps on his phone. He claims it isn’t his fault and that Dark Sky isn’t performing up to its previous standards. Whether this is due to us living in MA now and these flare-ups are harder to predict or that DS is now owned by Apple is anyone’s guess – so he says.


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