So guess who has been up to no good again?
If you guessed Zoe you’d be right. In less than 8 hours in Ann Arbor it wasn’t just one thing that I would categorize as extremely naughty.
First off, while our parents were out, she broke into the room where our Christmas presents were being hidden and took out one of the toys that were meant for us after they’ve been wrapped and set under the tree. But here she is looking a little busted for having the toy…once our parents returned home.
And let me tell you, it’s getting real tiring being the good dog.
It didn’t take long for her to try and flip the script and make it look like she was the nice dog…
…which she obviously is NOT.
Once she got the squeaker out I had to step in and stop her shenanigans.
Once I successfully got possession of the squeaker and brought it to Dad for proper disposal, I thought my work was done…that is after I picked up all the fluff she pulled from the toy and artistically placed it under the tree like it was snow.
That was of course way to optimistic on my part for she still had tricks hidden in her collar (or maybe up one of her sleeves).
Not long after dinner we were outside running around, chasing each other, chasing squirrels (but not skunks), etc. like we normally do. After a bit of this I came back in the house alone. It wasn’t long before my parents got suspicious about what Zoe was up to in the backyard by herself. They looked around for a bit but the fact that it was dark outside and Zoe is black they couldn’t see her. They asked if I knew anything. I of course said nothing about her jumping the fence and wandering around the neighborhood – more presents/treats for me if she didn’t return. However, with the help of those GPS trackers that are on our collar (The Whistles) Mom quickly found out that she was on the neighboring street. And after a few “come Zoe’s” she was back in our FarMor and FarFar’s house. They double checked the spot in the fence that had a small gap that she escaped from shortly after we arrived… but the fortress my parents built seemed in tact so they had no idea how she got out after dark.
Then Dad found this little potting table up against the fence and figured she used this as a launching spot to spring over the fence.
So Dad moved it to the location shown in the picture next to the shed.
Satisfied with his work, he returned to the family and we were once again allowed out. Minutes later the Whistle once again alerted them to the fact that Zoe had escaped. Dad “reasoned” that she had gotten the idea that she was able to get out at this spot and realized she could jump out even with the aid of the table so he got a metal gate thing that they had in the basement and placed it into the frame that she was jumping through while Mom commenced with “come Zoe come!” in the front yard.
TaDa!
Well at least for last night. This morning she was out once again and after some police work by my parents – which included a surveillance detail – they found that with a running start she could clear the back fence near the spot she escaped from the night before. They have not told her the fence around the whole yard is the same height and that she could probably jump it from a stand still (please don’t you tell her either!). The good news (for them) is that she immediately returned to them when they called her to come. Of course this coming meant jumping the fence from the other side and springing off the composter into the middle of the yard… but nonetheless she came! Those training sessions are starting to wear off on us in a not so positive way – if you ask me. A ladder in the spot SEEMS to have quelled the escape artist for a few hours…It is going to take them like a zillion hours to take down everything they have established as barricades when it is time to leave, but that is for another day.
Our grandmother in Michigan reminded us (or for Zoe and me she told us for the first time) that Sammy was called Hundini (hund being Danish for dog) because he was always escaping and getting into things that were a complete mystery to the rest of the pack. Maybe Zoe is “Lady Hundini”?
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